The Sippy Cup

Oh, god. That's hard. If I did pick my teeth with this toothpick, wouldn't it get my teeth dirty instead of cleaner? Hm. I guess I could, after I post-brush my teeth twenty times. What would I wish for? Fame, fortune, my books to be a best seller? Ed Westwick? Yeah, let's go with that. XD

Neutrals wrote:The Dirty Toothpick

Imagine there's a dirty toothpick on the ground. It is legendary. You pick up the thin wooden stick that bears the shitt of the centuries. It is said that if you pick your leftover food from your teeth with this pick, you'll be granted one wish of your choice. But could you do it? Would you be willing to taste the grime on its splintery surface for the wish that might change your life? What would you wish for?

I would wish for someone to talk to. I mean, I know that I always talk to you guys, but I can't ALWAYS talk to you guys. I like it when I can bug somebody without waking them up at three o'clock in the morning. I need like a Casper or something, but my imaginary friend cuts it for now, I guess. His name is Aiden. <333 I scream at him to kill the spiders on my wall.

So you would use the nasty toothpick?

I wouldn't. I don't need anything that much, and there's only one wish. I couldn't bare it if the wish went wrong, and I lost someone dear.

CHIPSAHOYS wrote:So you would use the nasty toothpick?

Perhaps...I might. But that sort of depends.... I have my awesome friends and my imaginary friend...so I'm pretty set for now. I'd probably save the toothpick and use it later....

Could you use the toothpick mutiple times?

Nope. Sorry. Unless you have multiple pieces of spinach in your mouth, the pick only gives one.

What if I did have mutiply pieces of spiniach in my mouth? Then?

Then the more you supply the toothpick with, the more wishes you receive. But don't clean it! Or else everyone else's wishes will backfire.

Oooh. What if you wished for a side-ways eight of toothpicks?

Well, then they would just be toothpicks. Part of the magic of the dirty toothpick is the fact that hundreds of thousands of people picked out their pre-chewed, rotting food and had their wishes come true. So the other toothpicks won't really have the eternal line of old leafies draped over them.

And before you ask, the toothpick may be able to pick out multiple pieces of food, but it disappears after all your wishes have been granted and all the food stuck between your teeth has been removed.

Oh. Well then. What if you kept the toothpick and used it everytime you did have food in your teeth? Would you get a wish each time?

That's silly.

But it would be worth using a dirty toothpick if it could grant you a wish everytime you had food in your teeth.

No, loves. It only works one time around. Unless you find it again of course.

And Jeny, lighten up pwease.

Could you give it to someone and then they give it back to you?

Not necessarily. The toothpick disappears after you use it. So you just have to be licky in trying to find it again.

Poop. This sucks.

Yes it most definitely does!

So, I get to use a dirty, gritty, NASTY toothpick ONCE unless I find it again? Well, atleast I DO get a wish.

The wish isn't worth it.

Depends on what you wish for. And depends if your wish is important. Ever heard of the people who step all over the people trying to climb the social ladder. Doesn't matter if you get to the top because than, your their boss and they can say the crap they want but you can fire them.
If it's important to you, you'll do anything you can to get it. Even a dirty, nasty toothpick.