Quoting Jen

This isn't exactly a story, but they're quotes. Jen was saying very STRANGE stuff one night on aim. I saved them they were so weird.

"Goo goo ate the blobbie aple tree as it swam to North Dakota from my fridge."

"Why should the aple tree be saved from the goo? The a-p-l-e tree has been bad this year. It's getting coal from Santa."

"Glompy ate my cat... wait... I don't have a cat... Glompy ate my imaginary cat."

. . . Was I high?

Rileyloveya wrote:. . . Was I high?

You most likely ate your Chocolate Trinity. Or sniffed it up your nose.

Ow.

Especially since it has those hard chocolate chunks in it.

I once got a Tic Tac up my nose. IT BURNED.

Oh! I stuck a berry up my nose once. I had to go to a specialist to get it removed (yes they have specialists for removing objects in your nose.) And then I blamed Michael Laing for putting it there.

Holy crap. I don't know, but I think you were high, Jen. I using that in my story, OK. And Jenni, what kind of berry was it?

CHIPSAHOYS wrote:Holy crap. I don't know, but I think you were high, Jen. I using that in my story, OK. And Jenni, what kind of berry was it?

Oh. Remember that big tree by the playground at Joan when we were in Pre-K and Kinder? Yeah. That one had those sweet smelling berries all over the ground. I liked the smell, so I thought, well why not stick it on the rim of my nostril so I can smell it without holding it? And then I sniffed too hard.

OMG Jenni! And you blamed Michael Laing? Wow, wow Jenni.

Actually, I used to blame Michael for everything back then....

I wonder what the importance of spelling it as "aple" was. . .

Yeah, I was wondering that too. Jen, what drugs WERE you taking?

Maybe caffeinated Coke.

I had like three cans of Coke the other day and I WAS HIGH! It was pretty scary...

Oh, "had"! When I first looked at it, I thought you said that you ate three cans of coke. I was about to be all freaked out that aluminum is your new diet, but it's not. So you're good.